Why aren't you a Trump supporter?
13.06.2025 04:25

It’s uncool to set up soft porn pics with your own preteen daughter
I don’t respect a sleazeball who lies about his height just so he can lie about his weight
I understand that you can’t inject bleach or light
I understand that when you lose an election you step the fuck aside and take it like a man rather than invade the Capitol while your loss is being made official just because you’re a fucking snowflake WIMP
I don’t hide in my hotel room while everybody else keeps the appointed time and place because my hair might get wet
Fuck that piece of orange shit, fuck his idiocracy, fuck his sexism, fuck his racism, fuck his religionism, fuck his divisionism, fuck his lying, fuck his orange face paint, fuck his worship of Cult of Ignorance, fuck his Cult, fuck his jingoistic horseshit, fuck his manuipulations, fuck his toddler-age WIMPism, fuck his fucked-up values of ME ME ME and did I mention ME, and fuck him personally with a giant razor sharp dildo that’s been preheated to 204.7° F and built to the dimensions of the Washington Monument. Slowly.
I know the difference between “give me your tired, your poor” and “they’re poisoning our blood”
I don’t respect shameless hucksters who try to sell a vitamin where you have to mail in your pee
When I go Greenland shopping and Denmark says no I don’t melt down like a fucking WIMP
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I have complete contempt for traitorism
I know the difference between “George Bush” and “Jeb Bush”
authoritarians can get down on the floor and bite my ass, yesterday
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If someone works for me, I actually pay them
I know there’s no such thing as invisible planes
I don’t pretend not to know who David Dooky is just because he can deliver votes
Isn't it a turn on to have sex with a girl in a skirt or in a tight spandex?
I actually pay taxes
I respect women and don’t respect those who don’t
Let us count the ways. Captain Obvious says:
What will help me to get a bigger butt naturally?
I’ve never tried to pretend the word would means wouldn’t
I have complete contempt for fraudsters, and even less for repeat ones
I didn’t get out of military service with fucking “bone spurs” that I paid a doctor to write
Why would my ex block me after I blocked him?
Those are a few reasons off the top of my head. How ’bout you?
I have complete contempt for intentional stupidity
It’s uncool to lurk around teenage girls’ dressing rooms
Do you like to wear a see-through skirt?
I can read
I understand how hurricane paths work
A real man doesn’t grab women by the p***y
What was your best sex experience that still makes you horny?
I have an acute aversion to scumbags
I can count
I don’t believe in asking the people of Iowa “how stupid are the people of Iowa”
I have no sicko desire to control women or have a bizarro hangup with “blood”
When a reporter declines to join me in the rooftops fantasy I don’t go on stage and gyrate to mock his congenital disability
I don’t hold serial bankrupters in high regard
Are Turks ashamed of their Islamic heritage?
I took the same Oath and took it seriously
I don’t watch or listen to advertising
I don’t buy bullshit
Can you share a picture of your favorite outfit and explain why you love it?
I know that if I or anyone I know commits a crime we’ll go to the clink
I don’t cotton to rapists
I have complete contempt for fakery
I know what Nikki Haley’s authority with the National Guard is
I don’t believe there is a fucking “president of the Virgin Islands”
I don’t believe Nazis, Klan klowns and white supremacists chanting “Jews will not replace us” comprise “very fine people”
I understand geography enough to know that Belgium is not a “beautiful city”, that Paris is not in fucking Germany, that India does share a border with China, that that border is peppered with Bhutan and Nepal, not “Button” and “Nipple”, that time zones exist, that “shithole countries” do not, that “England” and “the UK” are not the same thing, that you cannot build a wall in Colorado to keep out New Mexico, and that the Bronx is not and has never been “a very wonderful place in fucking Germany”
I know that he didn’t run against “Obamna”
I know the difference between Sioux City and Sioux Falls and even Sioux Center
I don’t believe the way to respond to a hurricane is to call a press conference to describe it as “wet from the standpoint of water”, to distribute Play Doh, or to stand at a podium throwing rolls of paper towels as if they were bottles of ketchup
I don’t buy made-up stories of “thousands and thousands of people dancing on rooftops”
I know that sounds DO NOT cause cancer.
I understand that you can’t just fucking nuke a hurricane
I understand historical events enough to know there were no airports in the eighteenth century, that Canada didn’t burn the White House half a century before it existed and that World War Two already happened
I respect other cultures and don’t respect those who don’t
I have a reading level above third grade
I don’t believe that Saudi Arabia and Russia “will vedoop bedeep uhhhh”
I don’t run and hide from a debate like a fucking WIMP just becuase some moderator asked pointed questions
I know who the president of Turkey really is
I don’t call Tim Cook “Tim Apple” and if I do I don’t deny what’s right there on the videotape because I’m too much of a fucking WIMP to handle Reality
I see through liars
EVEN FUCKING MIKE PENCE understands that